7. Cosmic Re-alignment
Richaud unwrapped a pink stick of gum. It was nothing like a cigarette. He rolled it into a cylinder. Still nothing like a cigarette. He tossed it into the bin. The gum left the smell of cinnamon on his fingers. He roused Pete off the couch and into the studio to recreate the cosmic alignment of the instruments in preparation for the arrival of The Wide. Pete swallowed his sigh. Despite Richaud’s wry terminology this was one of the more boring rituals of the recording process that Pete had to endure in his assistant’s role. A tedious sound checking routine that anyone could perform, but that Pete was not allowed to avoid. He thought of free lunch, free breakfast, free dinner as he put on headphones and picked up the first guitar.
Years ago Richaud had told him the four rudimentary steps of guitar playing. Pin the strings against the neck with the fingertips of your left hand, sound them with the right, get famous, meet girls. He had said the first step was the hardest, those that followed were progressively easier. In Pete’s experience step four was harder than step one. He wondered if Kas was seeing anyone. She didn’t look too young for him.
A recording from last night sounded through the headphones. On the other side of the glass Richaud fiddled with the desk then sat back and twirled his finger at Pete to get him rolling. Pete started hesitantly on steps one and two. Richaud did not care what he did as long as he kept strumming until, through some mysterious sequence of button pushing and knob turning, the “cosmic re-alignment” was complete and he was directed to the next instrument. His fingertips started to hurt. Richaud twirled his finger some more. There was a little a Japanese place near here that he and Richaud liked, a hole in the wall that did great sushi. They didn’t deliver, but that was a bonus, a chance to escape the build up of sour cigarette and adolescence that this band exuded, an opportunity to drive Richaud’s car. When he stepped down out of the car and people saw the designer driving glasses perched on his head they would think he was the money. The music stopped. Richaud was motioning him to move on to another instrument. A cramp was building in his left hand. He wiggled the fingers, trying to relax them. Re-aligning the bass was going to painful.